What I do find interesting, is I’m almost never denied a date. Of course, nothing much more than a fling has occurred between an older man and I during my mature dating life, but I’m still holding out for a hero. I find older gentlemen, first of all, incredibly attractive and there is a spark about their wisdom I find magnetic. Yes, I’m a middle-aged, almost retired twink who has some daddy issues. Moreover, I’ve noticed I actually do have a type: Older. However, crazy or not, I’m a firm believer in dating often and damnit do I! Before you drop your jaw, no one stated dating means sleeping with someone…trust me, there’s cobwebs in my Netherlands, so you won’t see me showcasing on Instagram. I’m not certain how it happened – perhaps I’m just clinically insane.

DADDY! Alright, so like many of us – I’m pathetically single.